Kris Aquino Says No To Relationship With Chiz Escudero?

Manila, Philippines

Her Kids Got Talent! Whenever Bibe-J ( i suppose that's how her yaya calls her)  recites the ABC, his half-brother, Juice can enumerate his mom's boys with each corresponding letter in the alphabet - in an instant.

Kidding!

Speaking of boys, i got curious about the latest victim man in "The Queen of All Media's" life. The rumor mill says it's the now unofficially-single, Chiz Escudero, that's according to Ricky Lo.

But Krissy, realizing that there's already a name associated with the letter C in her lover's collection past, immediately says 'no' to whoever purported the said "relationship."

"Clueless talaga kasi obviously it didn't come from me. So wala, hindi ko alam kung sino ang nagsimula. Parang natatawa na lang kami kasi hindi talaga namamatay," Kris tells ABS-CBN News

Okay, apparently Chiz is going to guest in Kris' New TV Show coming out in July, ala Martha Stewart? Because, the talkative presidential sister confirms that the cute Senator will cook her - on her show.

The Pinoy's Got Talent judge further adds, "Malalaman niyo kasi doon na we don't know each other well. Kasi doon makikita kung magkakilala o hindi kayo magkakilala. So once and for all, 'yun na ang sagot."

Heck, as if we're gonna watch that show just to know if there's chemistry between you two. Come on! Let's just all sing the A,B,C. Ready?!

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Temptation Island, Chiz Escudero, Marian Rivera

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

So here they are, the desert's wanna-be models, our favorite sluts clad in their torn-gown-b*tchy-glory.

The title is Temptation Crap, and from this image, these girls are trying hard to project the movie's kinky theme.

Let us start with Insulin who wants her underarms tanned - so she spread it wide like a lonely p*ssy yearning for a disco stick. Let the "shaving" begin!

Okay, the maid will do it. Roffa Mi is wearing something inspired from Sailor Moon's costume... and a house-help's uniform. See, even from afar, her collagen injections beneath her plump-y face are stealing the spotlight.

That girl in Brown, that's Lobby. Lobby Pooh. I can't barely see her because her gown and her skin have the same color with the sand ...and please, bleach her knee-caps. Lobby go to Heng Keng right now, as in now, kneel on a big plate that has chlorine diluted with water as you do the deed to your Chinky BF.

Give Hurt some food. Give her some, she looks anorexic here.

And of course, the main dish, the main event - the eternal climax in your orgasm, the bomb that only detonates in your wet dreams. No other than Marianita- oh, la la.

Either she has some U.T.I. goin' on because she can't stand straight or she can't wait for the shoot to end because any moment now, the opening of her large intestines will burst an atomic madness more devastating than the nuke-gone-berserk-plants in Japan. Hello Kikky!

Over-all, i am so tempted by just looking at this photo.

The temptation that lures you to worship sluts. How artistic. ROFL

Reports say that Christine, the senator's wife, does some C.I.A.-undercover-stunt for the sake of cultivating her now "parched" flower garden. Really? - PIK PAK BOOM

This photo is one great example that will explain how the yin-yang philosphy works for sluts.
There has to be a balance, like this starlet's boobs and her bf's love handles. See for yourself. - Pinoy Parazzi

Randy Santiago, can you please look me in the eye, I'll explain to you how ad placements are affected by TV ratings. - ABS

Kuya Germs has mastered the art of groping and holding guns that he's been tapped to fight crimes in the country alongside Sonny Parsons. Okay, "Ding, pakibigay na ang bato sa Kuya mo!"  - REMATE

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