Piolo Pascual, KC Concepcion Split? Plus Kris Aquino, Lani Mercado, Sam Milby - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

The rumor mill says KC Concepcion and Piolo Pascual have called it quits. We all have seen Papa P saying on interviews that it ain't true, but according to the grapevine, they are just being "together" for the sake of their endorsements.

I have even read a give-all blind item on this particular blog about how KC's nights went cold in NYC during the Kapamilya tour early this year because Piolo allegedly chose to spent his U.S. time with his boy friends. How true?

Ms Lolit Solis, how come Lani Mercado's character in Amaya is an "alipin" and yet she's not topless like the rest of the girls? Is there some kind of discrimination here? I smell inconsistency.  - TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

Well, Kris doesn't care whose girl her ex-husband's gonna f*** because she has a lot of boys suitors her kids on her side, right? how about some cheese, huh? - SHOWBIZ NEWS NOW NA

Guess the Blind Item: Wasted/Drunk actor who went into his mall show for his latest film, and yet managed to sing and perform well in-front of the crowd. Was that Sam Milby? LOLz - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Got scoop? Write TMS at superrdavid@gmail.com

Vic Sotto and AiAi Delas Alas Will Team Up For MMFF 2011? Plus Rufa Mae Quinto, Angelica Panganiban, Coco Martin - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

TMS first reported the rumored Vic Sotto movie with Star Cinema for this year's 2011 MMFF. Now, speculations have surfaced that AiAi Delas Alas is being considered to team up with Sotto for a comedy flick due on Christmas day - imagine, Box Office Queen and King in one movie? In case, it's Vic&AiAi vs. Bong&Marian this December.  - SANGA-SANGANDILA

What is happening to Rufa Mae Quinto, Tito Boy? Is she just inventing stories for publicity or what? - SEEN SCENE

Because Angelica said something harsh against Erich, well not really because Derek's GF did not drop a name, Mr. M is allegedly planning to make the two Star Magic talents talk in person. Like, a meeting to clear the issues out. Really? Ha?! - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Abe Paulite's Blind Items are so easy to guess nowadays, he should have said the names instead. Like for the actress who bathe in her own sweat, that's Megastar, right? 

And that actress who's been dating a foreigner because she wants it BIG-sized, i think its Ropa Gee. Am I correct? 

Report: Lovie Poe got slammed in a condo because she tried to emulate "Gretchen Barreto." Good heavens! - PEPPERONI

If you'll remember Coco Martin's sex scene in the movie Serbis where his choco stick got exposed, that lady that he's doing porno with (because they're doing it real) - she's Mercedes Cabral. Fast forward now, Mercedes has a project in ABS-CBN titled, Hiyas alongside Zanjo Marudo and Megan Young. 

The rumor mill says Coco Martin is courting Mercedes. Eeww? - OOOLA CHICKA

BIR After Aljur Abrenica For Back Taxes? Plus Marian Rivera, Lovie Poe - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

Attention: Not only gays and matronics run after Aljur, because this time it's Rich Asuncion Kylie Padilla the Bureau of Internal Revenue! Our hotdog-boytoy, allegedly owes BIR a sum of P200,000.00  (that's for backtaxes and a letter has reportedly been sent to Machete). Hmm, I'm wondering if his red hotdog -that oozes out tuna bits when you bite on it- is that pricey, see the government milks a lot of tax from it. - SEEN SCENE

What do you expect Alfie? Temptation Island wouldn't be a hit if their actors will not flash their nude show their flesh and soul, Like duh! - STAR NGA BA?

Make 'Da King' proud Lovie, make your Daddy proud. Take it all off! Heck, please give her a frappé with 10 espresso shots para kabahan! - ABANTE

Aren't you puzzled if Dong's forest down there is sharp and pointed because our dear Amaya's feet get wounded whenever she runs on it. Whew, hell of a fetish, Marimar steps on Sergio's pubes? Ha-ha. -  SUNTOK SA BUWAN

Joseph Estrada Eyeing Mayoral Run in Manila? Plus Aljur Abrenica, Iwa Moto, Jackie Rice - PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up

Mayor Alfredo Lim, if you're still planning to run for re-election, prep-up. According to the rumor mill, the Ex-president, Joseph Ejercito Estrada is considering to take over your post in Maynila.- SEEN SCENE

I don't blame the internets if they made up a story that Kuya Germs is dead, god, for a STRAIGHT guy to rant about why Twitter has now become a diary, and the most shocking, he revealed that he cried to the "tear-jerker," Angel Loscin-Aga Muhlach movie. - THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Salve Asis, I have the balls to say that Sam Milby's indie film, Third World Happy kind of "flopped" in theaters. - SHOW MY

Aljur's red hotdog has some tuna bits that ooze out whenever you take a bite of it. Crap! - I KNOW BETTER

Since when Jackie Rice has become the "lugaw" to make the househelp's afternoons hot? Because my unreliable demographics tell me that the Indays' watch the GMA 7 afternoon dramas.- MGA MATA NI LOLITA

Not only Iwa Motto acts bad, she also invents stories that's full of sh*t-holes too. Girl, hire a better scriptwriter next time. - PEP

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Noynoy P-Noy Aquino's White Legs, Lovie Poe, Jennylyn Mercado

Legs, legs, legs, mo ay nakakasilaw!

Here is the photo of our beloved P-Noy flashing his pearly-white legs. 

And because he's the president, i'll be nice with my tirades, or i'll not comment at all. PSG might see this, i'm dead. ha-ha

You see that is what you get when you don't exercise more often, blood does not flow in your legs.

Your the man, IDOL. :)

Her seductive photos made some motorists in EDSA met accident and now she doesn't want to pose for a Men's magazine. Only "virgins" do that eh! - REMATE

Report: Look at what the "disrespectful" Marianita has done... - SANGA-SANGANDILA

Luis over-used Jennylyn. What?!SEEN SCENE

Can you handle these? E-yan now jerk's off to Jakie's FHM Magazine, Cherry Boom-boom's flower garden is as dry as Sahara, and Tiara Kuto pleasures herself with a pole?  -I Know Better 

Quality Control? As if Rima will count the number of rounds that her ex-bf and Kristeta will make in their "private moments". come on! -OH, LABAN KA

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Anne Curtis, Jinkee Pacquiao, Rhian Ramos

I couldn't imagine young boys doing their "hammer-time" while looking at this next "sex symbol," according to reports. Yuck.  - OH, LABAN KA?!

You wouldn't want to eat the same sausage everyday at breakfast right? Angelica Panganiban swings to Piolo Pascual. - SHOWBIZ NEWS NOW NA!

Because Rhian Ramos' tounge is badly swollen from her passionate kisses with her EX last- last week....- ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Robin Padilla eats Mariel Rodriguez' oatmeal and bananas with ease. Or is it the other way around? -SANGA-SANGANDILA

Anne Curtis will make rainy season come early. Singing Career? What?!
- Fran2U

Ruffa Mae Quinto attracts insects inside her mouth because she can't keep her lips closed. -PEP

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Marian Rivera, Mo Twister, Manny Pacquiao

Marian Rivera ,Luxe Magazine, (March-May 2011), Fashion Media Philippines

Like cholesterol clogged in your arteries, Marianita's sex appeal will definitely make your blood pressure rise. -STAR NGA BA?

Mo Twister, your beloved German "Kuya Germs" Moreno wants respect, like the "respect" that you give to your grandfather mother. - THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

Packmin, if ever you'll find Jinx one of this days, all tied up in a kinky S&M outfit, send Paris Hilton some "thank you."

The heiress may have given your wife some advice on how to spice up things in bed since they are now "friends". You know,

I like it, like it, come on. - SHOW MY

Hammer it thyself. During MTB days,  they did "friendly" menage-a-trois. But for now, Randy and John are going "straight," they will not do it with Willie, again, ever! Yikes,  -SANGASANGANDILA

Report: Rich Asuncion will make her flower garden stink more "sex appeal" than Jackie Rice's. 

Boys, sisid na! -ABANTE

...and because we can't get enough of Marianita's sexy-ness, here she is topless, exorcising her inner Pocahontas for GMA's Newest Telebabad Primetime offering... Umay-na... oops, sorry. It's AMAYA 

We'll see if this new Marianita show will redeem GMA 7's lead for the Prime-time block.

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Manny Pacquiao, Jinkee Pacquiao, Dionesia Pacquiao

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Mommy D is expecting an Herpmes  bag worth 1 million? That would definitely itch, girl.  - REMATE

There's a more exciting match that will happen outside MGM's boxing arena.

It's Manny Vs. Jinkee, the main bedroom event - TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

If you don't know how to kiss your girlfriend, ask Mo Twister. There's a detailed, poetic tuturial Smooching 101 on Twitter -  based from his own experience. - SHOW-MY!

Report: Leandro Baldemor honored to peel Katrina's  pineapple, to the tune of Careless Whisper?. Go!!! -REMATE

Oops! Katrina Halili's flower garden did not blossom with Kris Lawrence? Yay -ABANTE 

Now i saved the best for last, for our celebration since Pacman won... We will play tequila body shots.

Ready? Shot, suck in some lemon, and lick this boy-toy's underarms! - PEP

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Aljur Abrenica, Mo Twister, Kim Chiu

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Aljur Abrenica

Because he licked her tonsils.

The conservative Heart Evangelista tells Aljur Abrenica not to open his mouth on their kissing scene. But why? -OH, LABAN KA?

Mothers Know Best. Judy Ann Santos now goes for what will bring her more millions.But of course! -AYAW Paawat?

A Starlet denies that a dog got her pregnant. Ugh, crap. Cheap Publicity stunts. - John's POINT

Jolo Revilla has this BIG thing, and now Kim Chiu is reportedly afraid of it. Hmm, bring it into the light everyday and in time, it'll be clear. Ha?

-RUBBING ELBOWS

Because he's getting too much EMO nowadays, don't be surprised if Mo Twister appears on his TV Show wearing guy-liners and bangs ala Vice Ganda  that covers his heartbroken eyes. Yikes  - PEP

Serious Kinky-Monkey Business. Report: Ruffa Mae Quinto and Fabio Ide enjoy eating each others bananas.-I KNOW BETTER

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Venus Raj, Jake Cuenca, Lea Salonga

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Ma Venus Raj,  Photo: Cosmopolitan Magazine, Fashion Media Philippines

The stunning Ma. Venus Raj lands on the cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine, May 2011 issue.

While looking at Preview Magazine's Cover,  the horny Penoy has muttered,  "Two in one! Kulani looks like she is being possesed by Leech Uoy." - and that's when then the magazine pages have become sticky. Eeew!

-  REMATE

Because R&B singer Jey Are does not cum on her eyes anymore...  -RATED A

Melissa Ricks' flower garden goes through a lot of hardship because reports say, Jake Cuenca likes to plow it rough. Wee? - NOW NA

Good Read. The one and only  Lea Salonga talks about Filipino Pride - Inquirer

Well, Kuya Germ-s, wait until the movie gets shown. In no time, this starlet will be back to her old self again . - THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Dingdong Dantes, Mo Twister, Phil Younghusband

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Ruffa Mae Quinto on Rogue, November 2008 issue

Rufa Mae Quinto leaves nothing uncovered - STAR

Aljur gets a boner, says Lovie is a "sex-scenes" hustler - ABANTE 

Mo Twister, the bad-ass intelligent all-media superstar that he is, suddenly gets emo-shistic on Twitter because of rumored split with  Rhian Ramos. Eww, LOVE really makes people a bit crazy, since when? - ABS

Vice Ganda (in his dreams) has a delicious past with two hot big swords. SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE!  - ChorBA

Oops! Reports say that Marianita's being "palengkera" is contagious - now Dingdong Bells has got the strain. - PARAZZI

Phil Younghusband's fetish is leather. So, don't wear white undies Angel, go leather! (and please don't open your legs like that)  - FRAN2U

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: In The Name Of Love, Angel Locsin, Rafael Rosell

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Rafael Rosell, BENCH Uncut, Photo Credit: Bruce Casanova

Rafael Rosell says he enjoys to master-the-bait, well it shows. ROFL - PEP

Kim Chiu asks, "What noseblowjob?- ABS

Christine Reyes, a fighter...on Twitter. -ABS

Reports say: Angel Locsin admitted that Bataan fell down in the name of love - REMATE 

The AWESOME trailer for "In The Name of Love" premiered on Youtube last week. 

From what I have just seen (below), It appears that Angel Locsin's character will be in-loved to his father, played by Aga Muhlach. 

I mean, let's admit it, Aga is not your teeny-popper, Bagets youth-no more.  Can he like consider doing mature roles next time, "mature" like with a dozen kids - just to be different.

And he's a dance instructor here? Wee, can he strut his ass - it doesn't show , maybe in the movie it will. 

For the acting department,  again based from the clip below, it's given that our dear Aga knows how to cry, his box-office-generator, sissy-world-class-tear-jerking kind of talent that will make Denzel Washington ashamed of his craft, you know what i am saying? 

And  those zoom in shoots makes him more "father-y" so Olive, next time you know what do girl, I don't dont know no nothing about director sh*t but just use the close-ups in moderation. Please. Ha?

And whoever made that trailer - Holy Moley - it's so boring and sleepy. 

Let us not judge In The Name of  Love by its trailer. We will find out more on May 11 when this anniversary offering gets shown in theaters.

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Temptation Island, Chiz Escudero, Marian Rivera

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

So here they are, the desert's wanna-be models, our favorite sluts clad in their torn-gown-b*tchy-glory.

The title is Temptation Crap, and from this image, these girls are trying hard to project the movie's kinky theme.

Let us start with Insulin who wants her underarms tanned - so she spread it wide like a lonely p*ssy yearning for a disco stick. Let the "shaving" begin!

Okay, the maid will do it. Roffa Mi is wearing something inspired from Sailor Moon's costume... and a house-help's uniform. See, even from afar, her collagen injections beneath her plump-y face are stealing the spotlight.

That girl in Brown, that's Lobby. Lobby Pooh. I can't barely see her because her gown and her skin have the same color with the sand ...and please, bleach her knee-caps. Lobby go to Heng Keng right now, as in now, kneel on a big plate that has chlorine diluted with water as you do the deed to your Chinky BF.

Give Hurt some food. Give her some, she looks anorexic here.

And of course, the main dish, the main event - the eternal climax in your orgasm, the bomb that only detonates in your wet dreams. No other than Marianita- oh, la la.

Either she has some U.T.I. goin' on because she can't stand straight or she can't wait for the shoot to end because any moment now, the opening of her large intestines will burst an atomic madness more devastating than the nuke-gone-berserk-plants in Japan. Hello Kikky!

Over-all, i am so tempted by just looking at this photo.

The temptation that lures you to worship sluts. How artistic. ROFL

Reports say that Christine, the senator's wife, does some C.I.A.-undercover-stunt for the sake of cultivating her now "parched" flower garden. Really? - PIK PAK BOOM

This photo is one great example that will explain how the yin-yang philosphy works for sluts.
There has to be a balance, like this starlet's boobs and her bf's love handles. See for yourself. - Pinoy Parazzi

Randy Santiago, can you please look me in the eye, I'll explain to you how ad placements are affected by TV ratings. - ABS

Kuya Germs has mastered the art of groping and holding guns that he's been tapped to fight crimes in the country alongside Sonny Parsons. Okay, "Ding, pakibigay na ang bato sa Kuya mo!"  - REMATE

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Robin Padilla, Solenn Heussaff, Christine Reyes

Manila, Philippines

What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Solenn Heussaff, Look Magazine Cover, Fashion Media Philippines

Look at Solenn Heussaff, now she does the sudden "kambyo."  - PEP

Tom Rodriguez wore red briefs with some air-conditioning shi*t goin' on inside. That kinky thing that you will see protruding  - once "Temptation Island" gets shown - no, it ain't gonna be the "bird," it'll be a small ventilation unit, the size of two quail eggs. Now you know. - PEP

Christine Reyes says she haven't tasted pain from Dennis Trillo. Weh? - SANGA-SANGANGDILA

At least for AJ's death, Enchong Dee becomes went STRAIGHT... - Oh My G!

Ready to fight! Jackie Rice needs no KY Jelly - Star Nga Ba?

Move over Jose Rizal ! Robin Padilla and Marielle Rodriguez' will be shot in Luneta, uh-oh, i mean, they will exchange vows in Luneta a ala Royal Wedding? What the ef! - OH, LABAN KA?!

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Ai-Ai Delas Alas, Aga Muhlach, Kim Chiu

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Kim Chiu, Photo: Mega (May 2011 Cover), Fashion Media Philippines

Kim Chiu's separation from Ger..ger..ald brought a striking difference to her over-all look. After being too skinny and stressed from her ex's gargantuan plow of problems, the Cebuana beauty's flower garden is now in full bloom - you see even insects want some Chinese nectar. Deym

The Royal Chin, wedding in church... soon!- TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

I would recommend that this TV Host/Congresswoman and her Actor husband try the kneeling position - again and again -SHOWBIZ NEWS NOW NA

Ry on a diet in pumping Juday's balloon - "it" might get big.

SHOW-MY

After Anne Curtis and Angelica Panganiban, Aga Muhlach gets to experience working with  another young actress... again.-PEP

GUESS THE SLUT

Boracay, Philippines.

A young starlet from an artista search  did not want to leave her room for the reason that people might swoon and flock her.

Turned out, after two boring days of her bf's spraying of spermticide on her petals, the feeling "sikat" starlet eventually decided to get some tan for her  albinoskin, only to find out, she's not that popular and recognized in the place, Duh.

Feeling much, Poor Girl. - PinoyParazzi

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Vic Sotto, John Llyod Cruz, Shalani Soledad

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Shalani Soledad, Preview May 2011,  Photo: Summit Media, Fashion Media Philippines

This girl knows how to attend a funeral ceremony in style.
Shalani girl, choose your next would-be boyfriend wisely. Shoo away  that TV host or experience his "dark romance."

After her ex-girlfriend's alleged "kissing photos" were feasted-on on the web, Vic Sotto says Pia Guanio is very, very good in... friendship? PUSH

Finally, John Lloyd Cruz can  now throw his make-up kit full of white sh*tty cake foundation. - ABS

Tommy boy, wear any colored brief other than red. That way, Marianita can stare at your hot-dog pouch. - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Confirmed! This  Movie Actress and fanged TV Personality gets her flower garden watered in Disneyland - Hongkong! Stray dogs Ha! Could you please inject her with anti-rabies. - ABS

I'm telling you Ruffa G  together with your uber sexy body, don't drink a lot of wine when you're doing photo-shoots, see, you can't even stand straight! - PEP

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Pops Fernandez, Rich Asuncion, Ruffa Gutierrez

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

This is what happens when Rich Asuncion gets a slight headache, she takes off her outer clothes! Damn! Dear lord, give her a f*ckin' migraine! - FHM

More collagen injection in the lips, more politician boys! Right Popsicle? - ABSCBN News

Manny Pacquiao knocked his head on the bathroom floor ,now he'll do this... -The Source

Yeng Constantino Comes Out!...of the salon LOL, told ya!  - Push

Rope-ahhh oh-la-la managed to insert a thermometer into Goma's sh*thole during their f*ck scene last Tuesday. Whaaat? -Fran2U

SPOILER ALERT! Another Kapuso Actress' flower garden gets twisted and watered - this time in Greece! - LexChicka

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Mo Twister, German "Kuya Germs" Moreno, Baron Geisler

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Don't worry Charlene: In case your husband will be seduced to water Angel's flower garden, an Azkal would bit him in the ass . -ChorBa

Former Star Circle Questor now a Registered Macho Dancer Nurse? Ha! - SURE NA'TO

Mo Twister's juicy blind items bring sleepless night to Kuya Germs? Walang Tulugan! - John's Point

Baron Geisler extends his soul searching for one year... it's only in Cherry Pie Picahe's dream!  - PIK PAK BOOM

Spare Mother Earth! Go organic and green a ala TMS. Do not use PLASTIC. - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Because his frequent watering of Jinkee's flower garden loses his concentration.... - PALARO

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Raymond Gutierrez, Angelica Panganiban, Shalani Soledad

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

While the one from up above was being remembered suffering in the hands of the fierce Roman Soldiers (last week), Angel Locsin's flower garden has allegedly suffered... too.? Pretty kicked and bit by the stray dogs huh, holy shiz!
[Remate]

I told you, Angelica Panganiban is an effective sex  love&relationship teacher. [omg.ph]

Don't know how to fix your lose screw? Call "Mula Sa Puso" actors Lauren Young and Jm de Guzman - reports say it's their expertise. Techie-much! [Remate]

Tell me, Mr. you-know-what's right, What kind of education do your viewers get from your Showbiz Talk Show, huh? [Starbites]

Don't step out of your comfort zone Shalani girl, you look better wearing a yellow dress. [StyleBible]

Raymond Gutierrez appears in a video series with a title that suits himself, "Behind the BY-lines." uh, oh.. he ain't a By, he's Guy. Ha! [Behind The By-lines]

And because it's so freaking hot today, let's refresh with Sharon Cuneta's hilarious noodle commercial.

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Manny Pacquiao, Marian Rivera, Matteo Guidicelli

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Manny Pacquiao still finds time to trim and water Jinkee's flower garden despite of  busy schedule for his upcoming bout with Shane Mosley. -ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Ogie gets no kinky - does "caregiver" to his wife for the meantime. -THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Kapuso Actress Jackie Rice molests his boyfriend? Ha! -Abante Online

Marian Rivera makes all the boys happy, just ask Kapamilya actor Tom Rodriquez. -Show-twitz

Matteo Guidicelli wants you to see how water can make his nipples turn sexy-black. -PEP

Singer Geneva Cruz encourages  you to taste her natural  and juicy oranges...tomatoes....oranges...tomatoes?

Look closer at her PETA Ad after the jump.