Showing posts with label Rich Asuncion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rich Asuncion. Show all posts

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Rich Asuncion Hasn't Tasted Aljur Abrenica's Red Hotdog Yet





















Manila, Philippines.
If you're not straight, you probably did not care to see Rich Asuncion's stunning FHM cover because for you, it's the muscle boys that give you a boner. 
And if you're straight/ a real man, I am sure you're cursing every frame of Aljur Abrenica's "sexually" suggestive hotdog commercial on TV every-time the ad gets played.
You might ask for connection, am i talking sh*t?, what do these two personalities have in common?
Hmm, the rumor mill says they're ex-es. Mind you, they always deny that they were lovers before. And if we'll believe Rich, she say's she hasn't tasted Aljur's red hotdog yet. 

“Hindi ko pa natitikman ang century tuna hotdog. Ha! Ha! Ha! Pero seryoso ‘to ha, hindi talaga ako mahilig sa hotdog!” Rich told Rose Garcia of Abante

Hmm, would that mean - they haven't had kinky time before - virgin mary!, she's a butch? i doubt it,  or our Bb. Pilipinas beauty does not like to take some things, orally. Ha?!

Rich may have posed seductive for a men's magazine, she may have worn pek-pek shorts for her new GMA skin-soap Sisid, but at-least her vulva values are still in-tact. After this, i'm gonna bang my head vigorously on the bathroom sink because these lies are killing me.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Pops Fernandez, Rich Asuncion, Ruffa Gutierrez

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.


This is what happens when Rich Asuncion gets a slight headache, she takes off her outer clothes! Damn! Dear lord, give her a f*ckin' migraine! - FHM

More collagen injection in the lips, more politician boys! Right Popsicle? - ABSCBN News

Manny Pacquiao knocked his head on the bathroom floor ,now he'll do this... -The Source

Yeng Constantino Comes Out!...of the salon LOL, told ya!  - Push

Rope-ahhh oh-la-la managed to insert a thermometer into Goma's sh*thole during their f*ck scene last Tuesday. Whaaat? -Fran2U

SPOILER ALERT! Another Kapuso Actress' flower garden gets twisted and watered - this time in Greece! - LexChicka

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